babyferaligator:

hey i heard u like bad girls, i dont mean to brag or anything but im really really bad. at everything.

(via doctorartimus)

jennyyoxoxo:

i dont think my parents ever dreamed their kid was growing up to be a depressed sarcastic asshole thats addicted to the internet and has more internet friends than real ones

(via doctorartimus)

condorn:

I love when people shut the fuck up

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

icarly2007:

Godzilla (2014)

icarly2007:

Godzilla (2014)

(via doctorartimus)

bilboh:

one time in sixth grade this kid shouted “urethra” instead of “eureka”

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

jess-miller:

get to know me meme: [3/8] female characters  liz lemon
"Who’s got two thumbs, speaks limited French, and hasn’t cried once today? This moi.

(via gracehelbighazes)

Reblog and see if you get a color.

  • PURPLE: We near never speak, but I do enjoy your presence on my dashboard.
  • FUCHSIA: I wish I could become your best friend through the internet.
  • GREY: You leave me with jumbled words.
  • RED: I'm in love with you.
  • PINK: I have a crush on you.
  • TURQUOISE: You're hot.
  • CHARTREUSE: I sincerely wish you would notice me.
  • TEAL: We have quite a lot in common.
  • BLUE: You are my Tumblr crush.
  • ORANGE: I dislike your page.
  • YELLOW: PLEASE FUCK ME.
  • WHITE: PLEASE MARRY ME.
  • GREEN: I find you cute.
  • BLACK: I would date you.
  • BROWN: I dislike you.

vinebox:

shouldnt:

SHE IS REAL

SHE IS REAL

(via tyleroakley)

ok im tired of the bullshit

gangrelatedactivity:

wheres the queen mosquito?? if i beat her ass all the other ones die right?? how many health bars does she have?

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

thedarksideofbeingawallflower:

Fine! // Mal Blum

we’re gonna seem 
contemplative, nonchalant and bored 

and if anybody tries to tell you differently 
you tell them to come over and talk to me 
'cause I don't even know you 
but I’d take you home with me 
just to show you all the things 
in the world that you could be 
including fine 

ArtistMal Blum
TitleFine!
AlbumEvery Time You Go Somewhere
A woman is not written in braille, you don’t have to touch her to know her.

Unknown

I will reblog this every single time

(via hogwartsastory)

This is so fucking awesome

(via dreckshure)

(via thespian-in-training)

eurotrottest:

andrewskis:

I cont breaf, I cont breaf
LMFAO

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I HATE EVERYTHIIIING

(via gay-and-innocent-and-heartless)

hophigh:

inner—utopia:

Bless that one person in every group that is like “keep going, I’m listening” and encourages you to finish your story even when everyone else is talking over you.

(via letsmakeloaf)