joy-to-the-web:

i-effed-it-all-up:

i-effed-it-all-up:

he was a boy

she was a girl

can i make it any more heteronormative

he was a punk, she did ballet

why couldnt they be gay

He wanted girls, she’d never tell,
But secretly she wanted girls as well

(via iwatchforsasha)

kyubiisaan:

lowwbloods:

officialwillowpape:

i searched up ‘hurdlers without hurdles’ on google and i dont regret it

these boots are made for walkin

The ol razzle dazzle

kyubiisaan:

lowwbloods:

officialwillowpape:

i searched up ‘hurdlers without hurdles’ on google and i dont regret it

these boots are made for walkin

The ol razzle dazzle

(via callmewhenitrainstacos)

msjewbooty:

imamazinglyonfire:

msjewbooty:

microinfinity:

northrn:

lampsarepeopletoo:

msjewbooty:

the word gay is actually an acronym

god

actually doesn’t mind if

you’re gay

god

accepts

you

god

always

yugoslavia

gandalf 

ate

yoda 

stop adding your own acronyms to this it was beautiful and now it’s not

God 

Actually doesn’t mind if we add acronyms because 

yolo

im going to vomit on you

(via mamriehelbig)

crrabs:

*tries to get eight hours sleep in 3 hours*

(via gracehelbighazes)

justdilla:

Bless whoever made this.

(via thequeerclone)

faeriedroid:

do u ever see a girl and are like “this is more than my gay little heart can handle”

(via thequeerclone)

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

(via footprintfarmers)

rayesbrain:

Behold my new life motto

rayesbrain:

Behold my new life motto

(via iwatchforsasha)

You’ll pry my Oxford comma from my cold, dead, and lifeless hands.

(via lron-man)

penis-hilton:

tumblr bedtime stories

(via -trinity4infinity-)

givemeinternet:

My new favorite gif

givemeinternet:

My new favorite gif

(via gracehelbighazes)

I barely find anybody attractive. I barely feel any affection for anybody.. But when I do.. I fall in so deep, so hard it’s ridiculous. — (via 5weetsorrow)

(via mazmoney)

euo:

my sexuality??? really crisp and juicy grapes

(via selffies)